Feeling fruity.

[rosiedoes]

So, there are two things you need to know for this to be funny:

1) I have a really bad cough, right now, which may or may not be a chest
infection;
2) my organisation has a habit of sending out emails saying,
"Fruit/sandwiches in the kitchen".

So, a few minutes ago, we had an email about sandwiches, and were there
informed, "It's not worth it - there's only about three sandwiches left;
quite a lot of fruit, though."

Debating whether we should run up and get some, I announced:

"Yeah, it's all usually a bit manky anyway...." *pause, cough, hack*
"[mutter] Ow, my chest hurts...[/mutter] Especially once everyone's been
feeling it up."

Eleanor: O_O

Me: ... what?

Eleanor: O_O

Me: What? Oh, no, not me - the fruit.

Eleanor: Thank god.