I can just see Joe coming round and Patrick's like "oh yeahhhh I got a new.........thing...for this thing....... want to come to the basement and try it" *wink wink nudge nudge*

And his girlfriend is like "oh can I come?"

And he's like, "you could but its like a no girlz allowed thing, you wouldn't like it"

And they sneak off almost hand in hand..."

And then a sign drops on the basement door scribbled

"No Girlz Allowed"

With a picture of his girlfriend and a cross through her face...