*cries* He's too tiny for me (6ft2 over here)
gotta date Beckett or Gabe now...NOOOEEE. (hypothetically speaking of course, sadly)

That's totally his: I'd be more than okay for you to sit right in this horizontal plane that I have created with my thighs and croth and abdomen. Please sit down, I will like it very much. SIT!

I want, no need, to touch his hair though...