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I hate doctors.
My doctor remains a useless fuckwit.
Me: While I'm here (for the asthma review you've just buggered up), I'm a little bit concerned about these black spots that have appeared in various places.
Doc: [Looking at notebook] Hm.
Me: I've even got one on the palm of my hand, that looks sort of fibrous. [Offers hand with small black 'beauty spot' with edges like frayed cotton] And the moles on my neck and side that used to be beauty spots have got bigger and changed shape. And I had one on my arm that came out in a chunk when I scratched it. (It was itchy)
Doc: [Glances.] Perfectly normal. And there are three on your side.
Me: [tries to look] Are there?
Doc: Perfectly normal. [Laughs] What you want me to do? Take them all out? Perfectly normal.
Me: Even though they've got bigger and changed shape?
Doc: Perfectly fine.
Me. ... [leaves]
Me: While I'm here (for the asthma review you've just buggered up), I'm a little bit concerned about these black spots that have appeared in various places.
Doc: [Looking at notebook] Hm.
Me: I've even got one on the palm of my hand, that looks sort of fibrous. [Offers hand with small black 'beauty spot' with edges like frayed cotton] And the moles on my neck and side that used to be beauty spots have got bigger and changed shape. And I had one on my arm that came out in a chunk when I scratched it. (It was itchy)
Doc: [Glances.] Perfectly normal. And there are three on your side.
Me: [tries to look] Are there?
Doc: Perfectly normal. [Laughs] What you want me to do? Take them all out? Perfectly normal.
Me: Even though they've got bigger and changed shape?
Doc: Perfectly fine.
Me. ... [leaves]