HOLYSHITONAPOLE.

[rosiedoes]

Apparently THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING A KID.



That is honestly the most shocking thing I've heard all year.

Edit: Actually, I would like to publicly state at the this point that I have strong feelings that Troh is the next to go. I predict an engagement early next year. I said this to Lib weeks ago. Am interested to see where that goes...

(And it's all going to be like the end of Bogus Journey, dudes...)

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[surrrrah.livejournal.com]

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lib just texted me about this and just.... holy frick =|

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I texted to tell her.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lolapalooza/]

AHAHAHA! OH GOD. OH MY GOD.

i literally just made this face at the screen for a solid minute: :O

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

I totally bellowed, "HOLY SHIT!"

[nikitaquincy.livejournal.com]

WAIT. WHAT?

WTF? SRSLY. WTF. Please tell me this is fake. I hope someone asks him on the Q&A.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

I feel bad for two people in all of this, if it's true: The kid, who is going to have the weirdest homelife with two apparently off-kilter parents. And Patrick who is way more capable of being a parent than Pete is, and who wants it so badly, bless him.

:*(

[nikitaquincy.livejournal.com]

OH GOD, Patrick. :( Poor guy. He must be so torn. Thrilled for Pete, but devastated that it's not him. :/

And seriously, that is going to be one dysfunctional family. Not so much because of the parents, but I fear for any kid who has to have Joe Simpson for a grandfather.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

I know nothing about Joe Simpson. But he's bound to get Joe Trohman as some kind of godfather, so I guess that balances out with sheer awesomeness.

But yeah, if this is in the real, I just want to hug Patrick right now.

[nikitaquincy.livejournal.com]

Basically, Joe Simpson is a total nutjob. Dude's just weird. So, yeah, that should be fun for the kid.

But Joe as a godfather? THUMBS UP to that. He'd be awesome.

And yes, I think we all need to give Patrick a hug. I also volunteer to be his baby mama. Like, RIGHT NOW. I think I need to book a flight to Uganda ;)

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Dude. I already put my name on the list. XD

[nikitaquincy.livejournal.com]

LOL well that's one way to ensure he'd have lots of kids! ;)

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

If the world were to be repopulated by little Patricks, I think I could live here.

[nikitaquincy.livejournal.com]

Amen to that.

[in-full-being.livejournal.com]

PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD let that all be a rumor, like the whole nose job thing.

I swear if it's not..... I think I need to go cry in a corner :'(

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

It's certainly left me gobsmacked.

[in-full-being.livejournal.com]

Well, in your opinion... do you believe it? That whole nose job thing exploded and then he confirmed himself on fobrocks that it was a rumor (thank God for that, too).

I really need to not get caught up in these things until they're CONFIRMED; I feel like my day has already been ruined *facepalm*

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised if the marriage was, not sure about the kid.

If there's a kid, there's a marriage, though.

Could all just be drama. I do want Pete's word on this... I wonder if he even knows about it, yet - he's in the wilds of Uganda, right now.

[in-full-being.livejournal.com]

At least if there's no kid, an actual marriage may never follow whether there's an engagement or not.

I dunno, I mean, if it's true I guess I'm 'happy' for him, but I still don't see him as being really happy with her and marriage ain't gonna fix it.


I'm definitely not going to freak out any more until we get actual confirmation or at least see this "big rock" on her finger. He'll probably come back from Uganda and have all this press thrown at him and he'll be like "WTF? We're not engaged!"

Or at least I hope. *rolls eyes*

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Poor guy. I hope he hasn't gotten engaged to her. I've seen maybe one picture where he looks believably happy, lately, and I still feel like this was all an arrangement for publicity and to get back at Jeanae that's kind of grown out of all proportion.

I think he's trying to believe he's happy, but I'm just not feeling it, you know?

None of this actually affects me personally, except I worry for the band, if they do. I'd hate to see her go Yoko.

[in-full-being.livejournal.com]

Exactly; I think I know what pictures you're talking about and I was like "Wow, that's the first time I've seen a real smile on his face around her." And he may be happier than he was before, but that doesn't make her "the one" like it seems he's almost desperate to believe.

I almost feel like a bad fan for admitting that I worry that this will get in the way of the band, because I *do* want him to be happy. But if FOB goes to hell after this, it's not going to be pretty and I will be pretty pissed tbh.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too. I have to say that I have less love for Pete, lately, than I used to, and I will be really angry if this screws over the rest of the guys.

I get the impression he's pretty selfish about stuff like this.

[anjak-j.livejournal.com]

I'll let my icon do the talking...

O__o

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Hehehe.

If she had a different personality, I think I'd actually have a crush on her myself, is the thing.

[anjak-j.livejournal.com]

She's actually not that bad looking really, but she opens her mouth and reminds me of every other dumb famous bint who thinks they know something about the world, when really they know jack shit about anything...

[nikitaquincy.livejournal.com]

I'd hate to see her go Yoko.

Dude, seriously. Me too. That's my biggest fear, that she's going to break up the band. :(

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

It's mine, too. All I can ever think about is, "What would Joe do?!"

The others all have side projects...

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

No one who steals Vicky-T's style is winning any points with me...

[nikitaquincy.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

I liked Ashlee when she had black hair and all, but now I just find her rather annoying. :/

[nikitaquincy.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I never thought about how it would impact Joe. :( Now I'm all sad and depressed. *cries*

I'm sure he'd be able to find another band, or start up a new one of his own, but it would never be the same.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

I can't see Joe wanting to form another band. :(

Maybe he'll become a Rabbi, seeing as he's getting all hardcore, lately.

[nikitaquincy.livejournal.com]

Well he'd definitely be the coolest rabbi ever, if that's the case.

But here's hoping it doesn't have to come to that.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

I'm actually hoping that Joe's new-found religious interests will get him off the drugs.

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

I definitely agree with everyone who said that there's only *one* picture where he looks happy with her. That's not a terribly good way to start off an engagement if the rumor is true. I hope it's not because I'd hate to see her be another Yoko Ono. And poor Joe doesn't even have any side projects!

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

I'm on the list, too. *eg*

As for the Pete/Ashlee rumour, there was something in another gossip site (via MSN.com) where Pete said, "No wedding bells for me in the future!"

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but who do you trust, really? Neither.

I reckon if he knocked her up, he'd feel obliged.

[purelush.livejournal.com]

it's crazy how all these hollywood starlets are getting knocked up and now a few of my friends are knocked up too.

life imitates tabloids????

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

I trust gossip sites as far as I can throw them.

And yeah, I agree ... if he did get her pregnant, he'd try to do the "right thing". :-)