So, I was going to write a long and cerebral post about this, but....

...GO AND SEE THE NEW LOKI THOR FILM.

THOR LOKI IS REALLY AWESOME. HE'S BASICALLY FANDOM!DRACO WITH A DYE JOB AND A DADDY COMPLEX. YOU WILL WANT TO LICK HIS ANGST FACE. AND I NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT SKINNY BOYS.

ALSO! LOKI REALLY OBVIOUSLY WANTS A GO ON THOR'S HAMMER.