This Is Not A Democracy

So much nnnngh.

Shemar/Matthew: canon. Great naval fleets of it.

The 32-year-old star, in an interview with Now magazine, was asked if he’d ever slept with a man. He replied, “Of course I have. I'm an actor for f*ck's sake. I've played with everything and everyone.

"I love the form and the physicality, but now that I'm in my thirties, it doesn't do it for me. I'm done experimenting but there's plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine. A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don't feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I'd love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I'm not one of the boys.”

THIS MAN IS PLAYING BANE. MY SOUL IS HAPPY.

This video is amazing because hardly any of it is taken out of context:



*goes to find Nicholas/Danny icons*

icedmaple (18:22:11): I'm 99% sure Elisa's sister is in the Far East with them
likethepaint (18:22:20): Oh right
icedmaple (18:22:27): She's with Kadaver in the video
likethepaint (18:25:20): Ah
likethepaint (18:25:35): That'd explain why she looked so damn familiar but I couldn't place her
icedmaple (18:25:46): That video is so gay
icedmaple (18:25:52): JOE STOP HUMPING ANDY
likethepaint (18:25:55): haha
icedmaple (18:26:03): I love how he's doing that and Patrick comes in and breaks it up
likethepaint (18:26:14): I was like "wait, really, really. Okay you are totally going for it, aren't you
likethepaint (18:26:27): Forget gay of the week, it's turned into gay of the hour or somethig
icedmaple (18:26:38): I think it's just turned into Gay



Fall Out Boy - Japan Update 2 - Believers Never Die Part Deux from clandestine on Vimeo.

This vid comes from a conversation Julie and I had last night. It's obviously a piss-take (the last part should clarify that if nothing else), but it was a lot of fun to make. Quite hard, given the fact I only really used what I had on my HD, but worth it in the end.

I bring you: Brokeback Patroh.



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(Big snugs to Julie for converting a couple of the flv files my system was too dumb to fix, and for betaing the thing.)

Kings of Leon slash themselves:

Nathan: [joking] We're playing 67 nights at Madam JoJo's...
Caleb: What is this 'Madam JoJo's' you're always going on about, man?
Nathan: It's that strip joint... I was kind of... 'fond' of a stripper there...
Caleb: [totally deadpan] Oh yeah. [pause] He was hot.

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THE COLBERT/STEWART GAYITUDE?! WHY??

Comedy line on weather show:

"Some small towns which had dykes were saved."

Brighton's going to be bloody unsinkable, then.

Will someone please tell Patrick that he's just told everyone he's a safe-sex top and into daddy roleplay, please?