This Is Not A Democracy

...I CALLED IT.

EYEFANKYEOW.

Just saw the trailer for Patrick's film.

Ridiculous and hilarious and the pronunciation of "Moustachette" is fantastic. You're going to flail.


Edit: It's just gone live on the website here.

YOU'RE GIVING MY EARS CANCER!

Oh, bandom. I'm facepalming so hard at you right now.

This bullshit is going to do nothing except - if it gets any acknowledgement whatsoever - make Fall Out Boy fans look like bigger tossers than we're already taken for and result in the gosshit mongers claiming that Pete is getting his fans to start a vendetta against the magazine because he doesn't like how he's portrayed.

He is the one who will get more shit for the fans' behaviour and made to look like even more of a villain. Smart. That's totally going to help and make him want to come back to the internet, isn't it?

Grow up.

If this article is taken so far out of context, how come it's largely things they've said before and didn't complain about then? Patrick probably leaves the band on a weekly basis when he throws a tantrum. Andy is ridiculously obsessed with the Packers and has a huge temper; he's not nuts (well, alright - maybe a little bit, in a lovable way), but I don't think it was ever meant to be taken that seriously. Pete wasn't portrayed all that badly, really - no worse than in any other article and especially not in his interaction with Ashlee; that was adorable - and Joe has ALWAYS been this little emo thing. Go read his ancient teenage posts where he wants to Nair his face and complains that nobody wants to date him because he's too nice. He's always been adorably neurotic. I do feel really bad for him that he apparently feels that way about the band - the comments on AP.net should be evidence enough that we think he's amazing - and I've been saying he was getting a raw deal for nearly two years. But maybe this, if nothing else, will hold up that mirror that says, "Yeah, okay - maybe we need to take a look at how we do things around here." If AP is anything to go by, Joe and Patrick have already had that conversation and are working on it.

The kid deserves more credit and more of a chance to be involved, end of story.

Is it the best article ever written? No. Is writing to KANYE FUCKING WEST going to help? No. It's going to make you, me, Pete and everyone else look like a complete prat.

Just chill out. Pete is sulking; he'll be back. He always is. John Mayer is probably cuddling him as we speak.

Seriously. UNNECESSARY DRAMZ. Pls to be stopping nao.

Will someone please tell Patrick that he's just told everyone he's a safe-sex top and into daddy roleplay, please?

Patrick turned a Good Charlotte song into a hip hop track.

Fail.

Dear Patrick,

This is how to use your amazing voice properly. YOU NAILED THIS. No Mariahing. Just singing. Just using your fucking range the way it should be used.

I just fell in love with your voice again.

Please, please, please remember how you did this.

Lovelovelove,
Rosie.

PS. This sounds so much like Kate Bush it's surreal. She's my aunt's cousin, you know.

I had a dream this morning that I was hangingb out with Patrick in a hotel room and we were jumping on the beds like kids, except I encouraged him to try a somersault and he missed the edge of the bed and broke his teeth.

:|

WTF psyche?

"Oh shit! I just realised we left our dress sense at home!"


Edit: I love the look of impending death she's giving Joe.

Does anyone have a rip of FOE's favourite moments of the year video, which they posted for the site birthday?

Or know which clip features Patrick singing and going, "Oh, oh, oh" and poking Joe in the ribs?

Jesus Christ. Fandom has got to the stage where Pete holding up a Patrick plushie for the camera is some how homoerotic.

HE'S JUST FUCKING HOLDING THE DOLL! IT'S A DOLL! NOT A PERSON! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE STARTS HUMPING IT, IT STILL WOULDN'T MEAN THEY'RE FUCKING!


*head desk* If you're going to hunt for 'evidence' at least make it in some way believable, kids.