This Is Not A Democracy

A. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
B. Tag seven people to do the same.
C. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it." Fuck off.



1. If I walk a route regularly, I have an obsessive compulsion to always cross roads at exactly the same point, even if there's no crossing provided. The point at which I cross is usually dictated according to the route I took the first time.

2. I have restless legs, so I spend a lot of time jiggling my knees and feet. This has caused a series of plastic footrests to snap in half at work and a rather awkward creaking when I'm trying to get to sleep.

3. I'm allergic to tuna. So allergic that touching it gives me a rash and smelling it makes me throw up.

4. I'm also allergic to apples.

5. My left pinkie and ring finger overlap at the knuckle, making it uncomfortable to the point of impossibility to wear rings on either finger.

6. I never forget a face. I can pick out bit-part actors I haven't seen in ten years when they randomly appear on Canadian Sci-Fi shows as space marines other programmes.

7. I have my entire funeral planned out and ensured that my next of kin, bff and housemate, shiny_starlight, knows all the details.

1. Pick up to 15 OTPs.
2. Describe them in less than 15 words.
3. Have your flist guess the OTP.


1. "He's my Jew." - edgiko - Fin/Munch (SVU)
2. Bad boys sneaking the love in on the battle field. No Dick here.
3. Geekboys whose love allegedly spilled over out of fanon. sassygirl - Nick/Greg (CSI: LV)
4. Two oily marines with a tragic ending. sassygirl - Swoff/Troy (Jarhead)
5. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS! IN! SPACE!
6. Heartbreaking ship with two boys who were easily forgotten. darkmoon711 - Stackhouse/Markham (SGA)
7. At least they died together, unlike #6.
8. Overlooked, underappreciated and outrageously sweet. And the pairing is too. - xdearlin - Joe/Patrick (Bandom)
9. Semi-platonic OTP. The pretty boy nerd and the smooth talker with the big heart. sassygirl Morgan/Reid (Criminal Minds)
10. One just wants to be loved; one doesn't want to be the good guy. Incendiary stuff. sassygirl - Pyro/Iceman (X2)
11. And they called it puppy looooooooOOoooOOOOOOoooove... moondarri - Sirius/Remus (Harry Potter)
12. Historically inaccurate, unwashed loverboys in skirts. On horseback. sassygirl - Gawain/Galahad (King Arthur)
13. One is a twit, the other earns his keep being and excellent wife. shiny_starlight - Jeeves & Wooster
14. Fatty and Skinny. They don't talk about it.
15. Changed ship: Two Brit lads with frying pans, wheels and a love of their tummies. likethepaint - Si & Dave (Hairy Bikers)

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The Fandom Meme from elven_wolf:

The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: Stargate: Atlantis

The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Lord of the Rings.

The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy: Manic Street Preachers.

The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: Harry Potter.

The steady: Band of Brothers. I have a tattoo from that fandom.

The one you repeatedly cheat on your steady with: Bandom.

The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: CSI: Las Vegas

The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: Criminal Minds.

The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere: Supernatural.

The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?": Torchwood.

The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly: Merlin.

The Be Your Own Pete Wentz Meme:
Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.


This Time I Thought I'd Listen

There's gonna be some trouble.
This is when you decide I'm worth it,
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
See you in your next life.

Put your head on my shoulder, baby,
I will go to another place.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love might be my way back to sea.
Just one last exploration.

Time is never time at all,
No footprints before me.
Case is closed, you're back into focus,
What is the meaning of the morning rain?

I know a girl, she walks the asphalt world,
The more you ignore me the closer I get,
This pace is set to break,
I've got an eye on you.

Say farewell to your fair-weather friends.
Girl afraid, where do his intentions lay?
Do you feel that it's your duty to be someone you can stop?
Shut this thing off, I can't take any more.

Dear kimpuff:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in women's clothing and I saw you pull the toupee off the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Best regards,
icedmaple

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Not tagging anyone.

Slightly disturbed that this had to be addressed to a 15 year old, though.

I have never done a meme this accurate before. Be really quick and honest with it.

Your result for What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test...

Balanced, Secure, and Realistic.

Take What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test at HelloQuizzy

Hinked from edgiko:

The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any one of the fandoms you know I write in (or think I should), and give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, Ancient Rome, etc). I will then explain what story from your chosen fandom I would write for your chosen type of AU.

Bold - Done.
Underlined - Want to do.
Strikethrough - DO NOT WANT.

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