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[rosiedoes]

Will someone please tell Patrick that he's just told everyone he's a safe-sex top and into daddy roleplay, please?

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[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

(Left/right)

BLUE, Light: wants head | cocksucker
BLUE, Robin's Egg: 69er | anything but 69ing
BLUE, Medium: cop | copsucker
BLUE, Navy: fucker (top) | fuckee (bottom)
BLUE, Airforce: pilot/flight attendant | likes flyboys
BLUE, Light w/WHITE Stripe: sailor | lookin' for salty seamen
BLUE, Teal: cock & ball torturer | cock & ball torturee


RED: fist fucker | fist fuckee
RED w/WHITE Stripe: shaver | shavee
RED w/BLACK Stripe: furry bear | likes bears
MAROON: cuts | bleeds
RED, Dark: 2-handed fister | 2-handed fistee



Some of those are so ridiculous they have to be fake.

[ashe-frost.livejournal.com]

I wonder what he'd do if before he went to mow the lawn I told him, "Oh, and BTW, that bandanna means that you like to give cops blowjobs. It's on the internet. Look it up."

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

That would be hilarious.

[ashe-frost.livejournal.com]

I'd have to catch him in the right mood. He'd either laugh uproariously or get all angry and tell me I was a big lying liar face.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Oh man. Please video tape it.