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Two things: seeing as every Dogma comm out there is rife with Kevin Smith Worship I have created

thegregori for people who just like Dogma. Doesn't mean you can't mention Kevin Smith, but you won't die in a pit of 37s.

Also, I bring you this (I didn't fix it):

What Dogma character are you?

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I'm too lazy to make my results clean. But hah! And, without cheating! I wonder what that means. ;D

What Dogma character are you?

Loki
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Does this mean we need to spend Eternity together? In Wisconsin? And get hoodies and t-shirts in opposite colours?

Just as long as I can fuck with the clergy!

*looks dubious* Just don't kill anyone.

Hey, man. You end up doing way more of that than I do!

... well... you lost the faith!

No, man! I just wanted to go back and watch some cartoons!

*mutters darkly about Humans and their stupid diversions*

If you just gave them a fucking chance, you wouldn't be as bitter as you are. I'd say you were constipated, but well, you know that doesn't really work.

They're eating your brain, Loki. I'm sure you used to be smart.

That's just your wishful thinking, Bartleby! I mean having to be stuck on earth with the same person for as fucking long as we've been together, you want to believe certain things about people. I've never been that smart! If I was, I wouldn't have taken your fucking advice about giving up the sword in the first place!

I only told you to do that because Ariel bet me you wouldn't.

Are you fucking kidding me?! Well, was it worth it?

*sniggers*

Yeah, I'm kidding...

*mutters under breath* Azuriel made the bet... you really think that dick Ariel would do that?

I don't know, man. I don't think I know much of anything anymore. At least tell me you got something good out of it?

Well, at least I got you stuck down here with me...

That's a fucked up answer, Bartleby.

Must be spending too much time around you, then, Murder Boy.

Fuck you, man. At least what I do takes skill. Stupid watcher.

*shakes head in mock pity*

You'd've thought after fucking millennia a guy would learn.

Well, apparently cartoons are rotting my brain! But I'm sure watching people at a fucking airport is so much better for you. Fag.

In your tiny, puerile dreams, man.

If I fucking knew what puerile meant, then maybe. Bitch.

It means the same thing that spending all your time watching cartoons means. It does not mean what stealing the passed out drunk by Gate 4's dirty magazine because you're curious means.

That means you're just plain weird.

Dude! Why'd you have to bring that up?! If I had known it was gay porn, I never would've swiped it!

You can rain death on Sodom and yet here we are... You know that smell you think is Airport rug? That's hypocrisy, Loki. And it's been following you since...well. Some time around the start of existence.

Fuck hypocrisy, man. I'm going to go watch some cartoons.

Whatever.

(I'm going to bed. This is somewhat hilarious, though. I just hope in about two months time you're not going to turn against me and steal my community)

(I had a blast with this. Heh. And you don't have to worry about that. I suck as a maintainer anyway. Besides you rock my face off.)

Well, I say only this: Ashe=Metatron OMG.

Sweet! Who's Jay and Silent Bob?

*CACKLES*

jackie_brown and

tom_pepper (Mr. Jackie Brown).

Btw - you don't have the comm friended.

I just made a post. The DVD has been discontinued.

I don't usually friend communities, but I will if you command me to.

Why the fuck was it discontinued? Grrr.

I think they might be re-releasing it.

This comm is going to be dead quiet, no pun intended, so I wouldn't worry too much.

*joins* there is a surprising lack of dogma-ness out there currently :)

Soon to change, non?

Hon - you're watching the comm but not a member.

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