Er, fandom:
YOUR A-LEVEL RESULTS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SHERLOCK.
FUCK OFF.
FUCK OFF.
Dumb girl bands.
So, there's another shitty sub-par girl band on VH1 right now, singing a song called "Issues" and there's a like that goes, predictably:
"Me and my heart, we've got issues."
Except when these women sing it, it sounds like, "Me and my heart, we've got his shoes."
Which really just makes them sound like a bunch of bitter ex-girlfriends being spiteful.
"Me and my heart, we've got issues."
Except when these women sing it, it sounds like, "Me and my heart, we've got his shoes."
Which really just makes them sound like a bunch of bitter ex-girlfriends being spiteful.
Kosher Fail
For those not familiar: Latkes are traditional Jewish food, commonly eaten around Chanukah. A kosher diet prohibits both consumption of pork products, and dairy with meat.
FAIL.
These kids crack me up.
It's so funny seeing how bitter the kids in fandom are.
If you can't take the heat, children...
If you can't take the heat, children...
Fail.
Watch this video (but not when you're eating).
...so...is the moral of this "It's fine to get completely titfaced and pork some young grunt at a party, while dressed like a hooker - as long as you use a condom"? Because that's the message I'm getting right there.
...so...is the moral of this "It's fine to get completely titfaced and pork some young grunt at a party, while dressed like a hooker - as long as you use a condom"? Because that's the message I'm getting right there.
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I have to wonder, though: how many Americans really want a vice president with a Canadian accent?
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So, I'm supposed to be working on TWNW, but I can't get the Mpreg out of my head, because I want to get to a bit in which I can feature a Roy Orbison song. :|
It's going to be a tiny bit cheesy, very Patrick and totally adorable.
But I still have about ten months of fic-time before it can happen. Dammit.
It's going to be a tiny bit cheesy, very Patrick and totally adorable.
But I still have about ten months of fic-time before it can happen. Dammit.
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"Oh shit! I just realised we left our dress sense at home!"
Edit: I love the look of impending death she's giving Joe.
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AP.net has just joined Buzznet.
I'm all for indies breaking the mainstream, but... FUCKING BUZZNET? That hole of vacuous, over-made-up tweens and arrogant, self-centred wannabe celebs who are so individual they all look exactly the fucking same?
Are you kidding?
It's bad enough that FOE is affiliated with it and I therefore keep getting friends requests from that repugnant porn pit, Lila Tila blah blah whatever. So much fail, Jason Tate.
Break out the popcorn and watch the carcrash, kids.
I'm all for indies breaking the mainstream, but... FUCKING BUZZNET? That hole of vacuous, over-made-up tweens and arrogant, self-centred wannabe celebs who are so individual they all look exactly the fucking same?
Are you kidding?
It's bad enough that FOE is affiliated with it and I therefore keep getting friends requests from that repugnant porn pit, Lila Tila blah blah whatever. So much fail, Jason Tate.
Break out the popcorn and watch the carcrash, kids.
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HAHAHAHAHA. Tokio Hotel on FOE.
Someone hand me the bleach.
(The best part is that banner has been up all day and only nine people have joined)
Someone hand me the bleach.
(The best part is that banner has been up all day and only nine people have joined)
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EPIC FAIL.
A couple of days ago, I failed to notice a candle melting off my altar and all over my landlord's carpet. I managed to get most of it up, but resigned myself to having to move the furniture before I eventually move out.
However, tonight I noticed that above the altar was a grey smoke makr up the wall. It was subtle. It's been there for days and I haven't noticed, but I thought, 'I'll just take a cloth and rub it off'. However. My room is magnolia painted over wallpaper and has not resulted in a solid, shiny surface like it has in the kitchen. So now I have a very visible grey smudge over my altar instead.
EPIC. FAIL.
A couple of days ago, I failed to notice a candle melting off my altar and all over my landlord's carpet. I managed to get most of it up, but resigned myself to having to move the furniture before I eventually move out.
However, tonight I noticed that above the altar was a grey smoke makr up the wall. It was subtle. It's been there for days and I haven't noticed, but I thought, 'I'll just take a cloth and rub it off'. However. My room is magnolia painted over wallpaper and has not resulted in a solid, shiny surface like it has in the kitchen. So now I have a very visible grey smudge over my altar instead.
EPIC. FAIL.