Patrick Stump: the most innocent dude on the face of the planet.

[rosiedoes]

From the making of Thnks fr th Mmrs, Pt 4.


Crew female: [pinching Patrick's nose] Your skin is so soft...
Patrick: [dryly] I really work really hard making my skin as soft as possible. It's probably what I spend most of my time doing. I moisturise...
Crew female: ...scrub...
Patrick: [mimes scrubbing his face] ...I loofah...
AJ: You 'loofah'?!
Patrick: [with a somewhat camp shimmy of 'duh'] I loofah.
Joe: [deadpan, about AJ] He loves getting facials.
Patrick: [genuinely curious] Like cucumber over the eyes, and...?
Joe: [leans in, suddenly fifteen years old] No, no, the other kind of facials.
AJ: Dude facials.
Patrick: [long pause, and then, as if suddenly getting it] Oh!... Is that, like orange slices or something?
AJ: O_o Yeaaah, yeah, yeah. Orange peel. [looks at Joe]
Joe: [shame]