Scary Fucking Kids Programs.

So, when I was a little kid I used to be really into Thomas the Tank Engine. But then, in one episode, one of the trains derailed. I always thought it was a big green engine called Gordon, but Gordon was blue, and it seems the derailed engine may actually have been a red one called James, anyway...

But to cut a long story short, after that episode, every time it came on I would run into the kitchen crying.

Twenty years later, I looked up the kids' website to find out which engine it was (it's a GST argument at the moment), I still just actually felt scared looking at it. I had to close the window.

And I am terrified of trains.

*shakes fist at Ringo Starr*

Edit: It was Gordon!

The Camera Obscura.

For those of you who have been following the TCO saga - Julie and I are approaching the final stages for Boyan and Joe's sites (Joe's, in fact, only requires a little more fleshing out) and we have created tcoblog for anyone who wishes to keep up with our progress and share in the squeeage as more information comes in.