Comedy Freudian Slip of the Week

My boss, on returning to amateur football after badly breaking his arm:

"Yeah, I'm alright... a little bit timid in the tackle, but... ROSIE -
STOP IT."

As you can probably imagine, I almost fell off my chair laughing after
'tackle'.

Art?

I had to take pics of these with my phone, so it's not scan quality, but...

( A little caricature of Patrick and Vicky-T )