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Dear kimpuff:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in women's clothing and I saw you pull the toupee off the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Best regards,
icedmaple

( Letter Meme How-to )

Not tagging anyone.

Slightly disturbed that this had to be addressed to a 15 year old, though.

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