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THIRTY MINUTES UNTIL BLACK OUT!

HOW WILL WE SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE?!?!

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These were on sale in The North Laine, a couple of weeks ago. I bring you: PATRICK STUMP'S HAWAII HOLIDAY WARDROBE!

Tweets for Today

• 00:56 @fys I'm interviewing you again on 26th. Do you have any requests for the candy, this time? #
• 02:10 @3amepiphany EW. NO. #
• 15:12 @FUCKCITY You should have a tattoo section on the messageboard so everyone can trade pics. #
• 18:12 Guess the quote: "Hey, I used to live in Boystown in Chicago! It was so good: there's a lot of vegan restaurants > #
• 18:12 < and a great martini bar with transvestite strippers... I loved it." #
• 18:48 @failboats Yep. At least four hours. #
• 19:49 @FUCKCITY Boys with some chub on are waaaay better than gym jockeys, dude. #

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Now, I know not everyone on my flist is a Cobra Starship fan - some of you haven't a fucking clue who they are - but almost all of you are slashers, so you NEED - UNDOUBTEDLY, UNQUESTIONABLY NEED - to listen to this track. It's an affectionate piss take of Katy Perry's song, 'I Kissed A Girl' redone as 'I Kissed A Boy' and made much darker (I say 'affectionate' because I'm assuming that as she's their friend's girlfriend they don't share my opinion that she's the Anti-Christ).

For those who aren't familiar, the guy singing it is a 6'4" Jew from Uruguay, called Gabe Saporta and he looks like this:



( Warning: if you click this link you will immediately want to have sex with five whole new people. )

Oh, and when he sings this stuff? He's not really kidding...