SHOCKING FALL OUT BOY NEWS FROM THE GRAMMY PARTY!

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HURLEY SEEN IN PUBLIC WITHOUT MIS SIGS SHIRT

"Frankly, I'm ashamed and disgusted. Nothing will ever be the same again. It's all gone downhill since they started hanging around with that Delilah woman." - source close to the band.

Wentz, best-known for his dick and... his girlfriend's nosejob, was so outraged by the decision to cruelly snub the band whose merch appeared to have been surgically attached to the 'Sexiest Vegan Pagan Animal-Rights Activist Anarchist Secret Agent Ninja's' skin, that he hurled his equipment across the stage. Rumours that he was aiming for Paramore are unsubstantiated, but Brendon Urie looked quite scared.

The band's guitarist... whose name we don't know because even the fans barely know who he is, but he's Jewish and talks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle... was clearly upset by the development and appeared to have suffered many sleepless nights at the prospect. He bravely played-down his torment, insisting, "It's all good, homie." His pink-rimmed eyes told a different story.

Patrick Stump, the one everyone calls cherubic because no one can think of a better word to combine 'podgy' and 'cute', couldn't be found for comment. However, a ginger twelve year old in a chequered vest and Joe-90 specs was seen loitering backstage. See our article on how this is clearly the secret love child of Pete Wentz and Fergie, who briefly appeared in the same room together earlier in the night.