FINALLY: THE TROH ON CRIBS.

[rosiedoes]

1. His girlfriend clearly, clearly does not live in that house.
2. Is it me, or is the fact he lives in a tiny place very, very obsessive!Virgo!Joe? It's so pristine and tasteful. Even the fucking Geek Room. WHICH I SO CALLED!
3. Only Joe could name a dog 'Sucka' (he insists on not pronouncing the 'r' at the end, so I'm guessing that's how it's spelled. Hi, Hemmy On Tiny Scale!).
4. As a Jew, why does he have a massive crucifix on the wall in all that moss?
5. Why is Formerly!Merch!Now!Assistant!Jim hiding in his entertainment room? Is Marie secretly Jim in a wig? (Don't tell Patrick!)
6. The painting. In the bedroom. The reference to it representing him. SO. FUCKING. TRUDORABLE.
7. Please to be showing more of teh Viva Hate tattoo kthnkthbye.
8. Joe=officially most adorable creature on the FACE OF THE FUCKING PLANET.
9. Fruit should not make that noise.
10. "I like meat..." Because the fanfiction and groping Patrick whenever Leia Pete wasn't looking was never a clue.
11. In the challenge fic I'm writing, the boys spend kindergarten ripping the heads of dolls. I hadn't entirely considered making them into rugs, but Cathie is into weaving, so maybe that could be, y'know, factored in or something... O_o
12. No plans for kids, then, with no garden, a ton of glass, a balcony and steps. Good boy, Trohfro. Too young for that.
13. I feel obliged to not put anything in this point. OMGZJINKTHETH.
14. Also: that house is so gaynerd chic. And it's in a gay community in Chicago, apparently. See also: #5 and #10.
15. I want it to be known from the this day forth. I'm marrying Joe Trohman, and when he leaves me for Patrick, I get to keep the house in the divorce settlment, okay?

Good.



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