Me! Me!

Okay, kids: My Birthday.

Rudimentary plans are as follows:

Saturday 25th or Sunday 26th (my actual birthday) November - meal at Loch Fyne in Covent Garden. It is a fish restaurant, but their menu does have a menu and vegetarian section. The plan will be to book in advance, so, to prevent disappointment (as Helen experienced last time) if anyone has dodgy dietary requirements we could let them know in advance.

Have a poll for easy reference:

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The weekend after, I would like to have a second celebration of a less stately sort (if Andrew can, I can). This would need to start or continue into the evening as I will be damned if I'm having any sort of party without Helen!

I would love to do something really fucking cool, like paintballing, but I can't see any of you pansy-arsed bitches delicate and composed individuals being too into getting bruised by exploding marbles of paint, so I'll accept that as a non-starter. Quasar would be cool, but they only give you about 47 seconds for a small fortune, as I remember it, so I think that would be a bit of a waste.

If anyone has any awesome ideas, do tell. Or get together behind my back and kidnap me. That would also be cool - assuming it doesn't result in my being tied semi-naked to a lamppost in Argyll...

I'll do anything that doesn't involve spiders or tuna. Or dancing.

So:

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