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I've got a new fandom. It is Top Gear.

Yes, Top Gear.

I don't have a particular interest in cars. I can't even drive. And no, I don't fancy Richard Hammond.

I do, however, like to see three full-grown men bickering like children and trying to go caravaning with all the success of a snowflake trying to make it in Hell. And you should take that... well, literally.

But this show is the best, most hilarious thing I have seen in a long time. I used to watch it with my mother in the 90s, before Hamster and James joined. But it has never been as brilliant as this.

You must watch that half-hour segment. You will cry laughing until IT ACTUALLY HURTS.

You should also watch Hammond squeezing himself in between Clarkson's thighs and Hammond getting struck by lightning with a the echoing sound of a whip cracking. O_o That man is FUCKING MENTAL. Is there any surprise in the fact that it was that completely fucking loony little sod who almost got his head ripped off in the vampyre?!

If you were to sum up the Top Gear boys' reactions to... just about everything... in a single word each, it would be like this:

James: Meh.
Hamster: HEEE!?!?!!!!1!!1!
Clarkson: Feh!

And they're all so married. To each other.

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