FOR THE WIN.

And the world began to return to a sane place to live.

America, you may now stop apologising.

MY BIRTHDAY

Watching innocent Japanse people get nuked is not a wise thing to do on the day you find your w00bie has left his job.

It's really not. And I, therefore, am stupid.

I am also turning 24 on the last Sunday of the month. That would be 26th. I want to go to Loch Fyne for a late lunch 2pm-ish on the Sunday. If necessary, we can do a film after.

At a later date, I would also like to do Spamalot.

Who's coming?

Sprechen sie Deutsche?

On an entirely separate note, would anyone be happy to competently translate some English into German for me, please?

I don't have the text right now, but I'll need it in the next week or two.

Pwease?