'Funny' Ha-WTF?
Monday, 5 February 2007 12:03 amJust for the fun of it and so you can be jealous of just how witty we are, here are a few in-jokes from the past week:
Me: [During theoretical discussion of Fall Out Boy RPS. NO, RLY] So... is Pete having been a junkie canon?
Amber: I don't think so...
Me: Wait, what? FUCKING 'CANON'?
Julie: [later, mocking the incident] Yeah, what season was that?
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"THAT'S NOT OUR BUS!"
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The Legendary Stump Kiss.

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"This one time - "
"At band camp?"
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"Fall Out Boy is lookin' for DUDES!"
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Cupcakes.
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Rosie Nicchitta: Fall Out Boy Correspondent.
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THE GIANT VIRGIN!
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Panic! My Chemical Fall Out At Gym Class Is What We Aim For.
My Chemical Fall Out Is Fueled By Ramen *parp*
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Patrick Stump/Bob Bryar OTP. By process of elimination, via serious analytical discussion. There is no question.
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Chuck Campbell: "I'd be a VIBRATOR!!"
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"...and for some reason, dichotomy."
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Chocolate minty balls. EVERYWHERE.
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"BURN RUBBER. DOES NOT MEAN. WARP SPEED!"
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*smacks forehead... very loud soundeffect... wince*
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Patrick hats. Also known as 'Pats'.
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Geeks in their natural habitat.
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Madam Esmerelle.
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CANDY PANTS!
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[Generally in connection with the idea of Patrick Stump's explosive temper] "Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!"
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Patrick's pretty pink panty pout. Fucking alliteration, man!
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Wentz: But it's so early!
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"We pwn."
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"CUTE AS A BUTTON!"
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Dan Payne: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuhokay.
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Aaron Douglas: [repeatedly, at various points] Dan - take your shirt off!
Dan Payne: [eventually, pointing] There's Aaron; there's a closet: that's all I'm gonna say.
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Video screen: [to Ryan Robbins] STOP PACING. YOU'RE MAKING THE CAMERAMEN SEA-SICK.
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Wentz' on-stage neck porn. STOP TORMENTING THE KID, PETE!
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"An elf in a sparkly jacket."
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"We should probably go to bed soon."
*five hours later*
"So, yeah... we should probably go to bed soon..."
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"Wait. What?"
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"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots, how do they taste?"
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"Hey Chris? FUCK CHRIS!"
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"FIRST RULE OF SLASH! NOBODY TALKS ABOUT SLASH!"
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Two-minute taxi from Victoria to Buckingham Palace.
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Me: [after we were stopped and ranted at by a very sweet, very drunk African man who REALLY likes the English. But plans to go terrorist hunting on our behalf.] This Conversation has been brought to you by the letters, "W", "T" and "F"...
Amber: And the number 'FUCK YOU'.
Me: [During theoretical discussion of Fall Out Boy RPS. NO, RLY] So... is Pete having been a junkie canon?
Amber: I don't think so...
Me: Wait, what? FUCKING 'CANON'?
Julie: [later, mocking the incident] Yeah, what season was that?
-----

-----
"THAT'S NOT OUR BUS!"
-----
The Legendary Stump Kiss.

-----
"This one time - "
"At band camp?"
-----
"Fall Out Boy is lookin' for DUDES!"
-----
Cupcakes.
-----
Rosie Nicchitta: Fall Out Boy Correspondent.
-----
THE GIANT VIRGIN!
-----
Panic! My Chemical Fall Out At Gym Class Is What We Aim For.
My Chemical Fall Out Is Fueled By Ramen *parp*
-----
Patrick Stump/Bob Bryar OTP. By process of elimination, via serious analytical discussion. There is no question.
-----
Chuck Campbell: "I'd be a VIBRATOR!!"
-----
"...and for some reason, dichotomy."
-----
Chocolate minty balls. EVERYWHERE.
-----
"BURN RUBBER. DOES NOT MEAN. WARP SPEED!"
-----
*smacks forehead... very loud soundeffect... wince*
-----
Patrick hats. Also known as 'Pats'.
-----
Geeks in their natural habitat.
-----
Madam Esmerelle.
-----

-----
CANDY PANTS!
-----
[Generally in connection with the idea of Patrick Stump's explosive temper] "Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!"
-----
Patrick's pretty pink panty pout. Fucking alliteration, man!
-----
Wentz: But it's so early!
-----
"We pwn."
-----
"CUTE AS A BUTTON!"
-----
Dan Payne: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuhokay.
-----
Aaron Douglas: [repeatedly, at various points] Dan - take your shirt off!
Dan Payne: [eventually, pointing] There's Aaron; there's a closet: that's all I'm gonna say.
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Video screen: [to Ryan Robbins] STOP PACING. YOU'RE MAKING THE CAMERAMEN SEA-SICK.
-----
Wentz' on-stage neck porn. STOP TORMENTING THE KID, PETE!
-----
"An elf in a sparkly jacket."
-----
"We should probably go to bed soon."
*five hours later*
"So, yeah... we should probably go to bed soon..."
-----
"Wait. What?"
-----
"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots, how do they taste?"
-----
"Hey Chris? FUCK CHRIS!"
-----
"FIRST RULE OF SLASH! NOBODY TALKS ABOUT SLASH!"
-----
Two-minute taxi from Victoria to Buckingham Palace.
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Me: [after we were stopped and ranted at by a very sweet, very drunk African man who REALLY likes the English. But plans to go terrorist hunting on our behalf.] This Conversation has been brought to you by the letters, "W", "T" and "F"...
Amber: And the number 'FUCK YOU'.