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Dear Ty Pennington,

If the family has no idea you're going to turn up at the crack of dawn, why are they always dressed in their TV best when you arrive?

Signed,
Sceptical of London.

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Dear Ty Pennington,

Me again.

THAT WAS A HUNDRED YEAR OLD HOUSE! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?

It's no wonder you guys don't have any history, is it?

Aggravated of London.

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Today is a really nice day, and I thought I'd take a couple of pics of my garden to show you one of the reasons I still live in this goddamn house.

( Pretty (and also huge) )

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Random IM moment of the day:

icedmaple (21:12:19): TURKEY HAM!
icedmaple (21:12:21): Hahahaha
icedmaple (21:12:23): I eat that,
icedmaple (21:12:40): It has just occured to me I could make Joe a sandwich

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tyrell - this one will crack you up: