STOOPID.

Stupid moment on TV:

Zookeeper 1: Otters eat a quarter of their body weight a day.
Zookeeper 2: That's your whole body weight in quarter pounders.

ABOUT TO FAIL.

The Cab plan to cover Queen at the Hoodwink Festival.

Brb need to go laugh until I puke.

Twitters.

This is mah shit.

• 20:53 @FUCKCITY Haha. Flattering the locals, or flattering the missus? #
• 20:54 @dj_nyx I wanted to IM you that. #
• 21:06 @dj_nyx WHERE DID YOU GO?! #
• 21:30 @paperxstars I'm amused and saddened by the fact that The Cab think they can get away with covering Queen. #
• 21:48 @FUCKCITY Haha. #
• 21:51 twitter.com/xlaurenxx/status/1213216638 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #
• 22:08 @paperxstars I know. That needs to go in the archive of FOOL! KNOW THY PLACE! #
• 22:17 @maxstirfry Some people are so naive. #
• 23:03 @maxstirfry For the right price you can call me anything, sweetcheeks. #
• 23:37 @fadefromblack What gave them away? Was it the nunchucks and ninja mask? #

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