Twitters.

This is mah shit.

• 07:09 @trohman Forget Patrick, how is the cat? Still defecating in footwear? #
• 16:49 can I have a #freepatrickstump? #
• 16:50 have to admit, I was kind of hoping he'd smacked someone. #
• 17:04 @trohman good luck and best wishes for your new home! #
• 17:09 @dj_nyx I wish there had been smackdown. #
• 17:16 hah. @perezhilton only just realised the kid's balding? and that's worth an article? fail. #
• 17:18 @dj_nyx OMG HE ARE BALDING PHOTOSHOPZ D MUGSHOT. :O CHECK FOR SCALP PRINTZ! #
• 17:24 I bet he's just pissed it kills the, "do you have a criminal record?" "no, but I have a Police CD" joke. #
• 17:26 @firstplaceloser I don't remember asking that question... #
• 17:29 @azrielen it's fucking hilarious... screeeeact screeeeact you keep scraping that barrel, Mario... #
• 17:31 #freepatrickstump, get your #freepatrickstump... #
• 17:33 @madpierrot It's basically, "LOOK IN HIS MUGSHOT HE ARE BALDING!" "Um, yes. and in RL he are balding severely. genius." #
• 17:34 @azrielen pffft. he'll go to jail and take his own soap. no rope. #
• 17:37 @firstplaceloser oh it's fine, that post was just a pun on #freepatrickstump #
• 17:43 @madpierrot he may be balding, but there a lot more people wanting to nail him than there are @perezhilton. #
• 18:01 @santi_sunshine "they seem me rollin'... they checkin' mah licence..." #
• 18:06 @madpierrot it's not just stadiums he's packing. BOOMCHICKAWOWWOW. #
• 18:21 BALDNESS+MUGSHOT=SMOOTH CRIMINAL. #
• 18:24 @dj_nyx Eeeeeeeheeeeeeeee! (who's bad, Stump's bad.) #
• 18:25 @xsavedgex @trohman @petewentz can you do me a favour and just hum Smooth Criminal and bad for the next week? #
• 18:27 @azrielen I'm fairly sure they count as part of his head at this point. plus - how they gonna know him without one? #
• 18:30 @cherryrock thanks. I think it's a lot less insane than bandom is making it. kid failed. kid got busted. #
• 18:30 @azrielen #thatsnotpatricktheresnohat #
• 18:37 (just so people know - I'm on my SK so sorry if I miss a reply) #
• 18:38 okay, this is our angle kids #thatsnotpatricktheresnohat - spread it! #
• 18:42 @cherryrock wow, that's some proper Mafia shit, right there. #
• 18:54 someone make one of those animated things of Patrick in the #
• 18:54 someone make one of those animated things of Patrick in the Bad video! #
• 19:15 of course, the real reason is that he stole sexy back. #
• 19:23 @madpierrot he was keeping it under his hat. #
• 19:26 @tornpantyhose he's a method actor, obviously. #
• 19:32 @madpierrot the police had confiscated it so he couldn't get a hold of the Srs Bizniz. #
• 19:35 @petewentz are you feeling Baaaad, Bad, you know it. Uh. #
• 19:37 @azrielen what can I say? it's topical. Eeeeeeeheeeeeeeee! #
• 19:40 @madpierrot I think that constitutes entrapment. #
• 19:40 @azrielen or Smooth Criminal. #
• 19:43 @azrielen well, seeing as Patrick had they Sexy under his hat... #
• 20:15 @petewentz please, please, please hum that and Smooth Criminal whenever he's around this week. #
• 20:50 @petewentz Bx or the Smooth Criminal? #
• 20:58 @pdesired catch up, love, we've already done all the jokes! (who's bad?) #
• 20:59 @dj_nyx srsly. people are ridiculous. but the jokes! the jokes are GOLD. #
• 21:05 @pdesired I'm loving the idea of Patrick in a L&O style cage with a massive dude. #
• 21:09 @fuckcity who's bad? #
• 21:18 @reeseisridic we have no proof that he didn't. I'm going to assume that he did. #
• 21:19 @dj_nyx as soon as everyone knows for certain he's bald and has made a comment, they'll forget him. #
• 21:26 @dj_nyx who needs that when you can have trending topics? #
• 21:35 @dj_nyx well we tries #freepatrickstump... #
• 21:59 going to bed. don't let Patrick be badass while I'm gone, okay? #
• 22:02 @dj_nyx THEY TOOK HIS HAT! #thatsnotpatricktheresnohat #
• 22:04 @ladyjennalyn it's nothing. Patrick lines up the shit for me to tease him about. #
• 22:10 @ladyjennalyn it's 10.10pm and I'm about to go to sleep. sooooo tired. #
• 22:11 @azrielen MUGSHOT. DO IT YOU MUST. WE ALL MUST. #
• 22:14 @azrielen patrick! we should all have the mugshot #thatsnotpatricktheresnohat #
• 22:16 @fadefromblack THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. #
• 22:17 okay, sleeping. now. for real this time. #

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