Twitters.

This is mah shit.

• 08:01 on a day greyer than an elephant's scrotum, I have Summertime by Will Smith stuck in my head. #
• 09:49 everytime I think of Patrick's quote about him mom I think of him as Butters. "aw, hamburgers..." #
• 11:39 @trohman @petewentz @smoothcriminalwithnotwitter bit.ly/CS6Fv
  - is this true? #
• 12:07 @paperxstars is there some rumour that they won't? #
• 12:22 paparazzi outside our building again - all here to see the bright orange inflatable Barbie. #
• 13:14 @urbanwolf jordan/katie price uses the gym downstairs. #
• 13:19 @urbanwolf she's an ex-glamour model who married tha chump she met on I'm A Nobody Feed Me Testicles. #
• 13:27 @urbanwolf are you being facetious at this point, Jay? #
• 13:36 @urbanwolf They were on I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here. #
• 13:38 @byepolar Do iiiiiiit! #
• 13:39 it's pleasantly autumnal today. makes me want to make soup. #
• 13:56 @urbanwolf vegetable soup! #
• 14:05 @urbanwolf things I cook generally are. XD #
• 16:38 @mckelvie well, get you, son! #
• 17:33 @fadefromblack I expected to hate that album but I love it. I want Ult-B back so I can listen... :( #
• 17:38 @fadefromblack forget powerpop it's pure nostalgia that makes me wish I was a teenage Illinois boy in 02/03. #
• 17:38 @fadefromblack also, MAKE THE SMOOTH CRIMINAL YOUR PROFILE PIC! #
• 18:28 @fadefromblack it'll be more fun when you're middle aged. mmmm mutton. #
• 18:30 @briankeithdiaz you have not done it all until that list includes fish and chips on the beach in the rain. #
• 19:30 WHY IS HEATHER TROTT DRESSED AS JOE IN THE SUITEHEARTS VIDEO?? #
• 19:50 @dj_nyx she has a tiny ppink top hat and basically the same hair and looked almost as ridiculous. #
• 19:59 Minty <3s Gary 4eva OK #
• 20:05 @fadefromblack EVEN PHIL MITCHELL IS A MINTY/GARY SHIPPER. IT'S CANON AND MINTY SAID "I LOVE YOU." #
• 20:08 @alanxday that actually looks exactly like @trohman #
• 20:16 @dj_nyx she's a character in a soap. a morbidly obese middle-aged woman. #

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