Twitters.

This is mah shit.

• 13:45 Dear Britain, The Lib Dems couldn't organise a Tupperware party. Please don't put them in control of the nation. Thx. #
• 17:59 @MrMarkDRose I wish I was running on Dunkin'... Hello, btw! #
• 22:02 @MrMarkDRose Wait - who was dressed as Batman, you or the kitten? #
• 22:02 @ladyjennalyn D: Any news of Billie? #
• 22:11 @ladyjennalyn Damn, hon, I'm sorry. But you never know; there was a story recently about a cat who was found 400miles away after six months. #
• 22:12 @ladyjennalyn They were! That's one hell of a journey for a little kitty. #
• 22:16 @ladyjennalyn I would love a kitteh... I would also love a kyi-leo. #
• 22:34 @supercasio They're pretty decent, aren't they? I still have a pin badge the singer gave me in my wallet. It's insane to think they're up > #
• 22:35 @supercasio < on tour with Hey Money, so soon after. Nice kids. #
• 22:36 @trohman Do you guys have Olbas Oil, over there? I couldn't live without the stuff... Good for sinuses. #
• 22:37 I'm sorry, #crimewatch, the new theme still sounds like the Party Boy music. #
• 22:54 Apparently, one of the most requested cremation songs is The Prodigy's Fire Starter. Fuck, I love my country. #

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