It's cruel, I know, but...

I would laugh so hard if, after all the fanwank and drama, the 'falling' Sherlock did was down a mine shaft.

Carrying shit: more dangerous than roller derby.

Remember the bookcase? Well, between carrying the shelves for that and the the TV table, I did this to my arm:




Obviously, I'm talking about the bruise and the swelling, not the scars; that would be silly.