I hate doctors.

Monday, 21 November 2005 05:47 pm
rosiedoes: (Mood: Rage)
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My doctor remains a useless fuckwit.


Me: While I'm here (for the asthma review you've just buggered up), I'm a little bit concerned about these black spots that have appeared in various places.

Doc: [Looking at notebook] Hm.

Me: I've even got one on the palm of my hand, that looks sort of fibrous. [Offers hand with small black 'beauty spot' with edges like frayed cotton] And the moles on my neck and side that used to be beauty spots have got bigger and changed shape. And I had one on my arm that came out in a chunk when I scratched it. (It was itchy)

Doc: [Glances.] Perfectly normal. And there are three on your side.

Me: [tries to look] Are there?

Doc: Perfectly normal. [Laughs] What you want me to do? Take them all out? Perfectly normal.

Me: Even though they've got bigger and changed shape?

Doc: Perfectly fine.

Me. ... [leaves]
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