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[rosiedoes]

Twitters*. In which the evening became weird and I made icons about banging on pizzas:

FUCKCITY: Everyone who reads this, please reply: what's better, Pizza or the Internet? It's huge FC argument...

ME: @FUCKCITY THE INTERNET. Because with the internet you can order pizza without speaking to anyone.

FUCKCITY:You all disappoint me. Have none of you had any amazing pizza parties or chuck e cheese memories? Pizza forever. It'll never bum me out or.. || Lie to me, like the internet does all the time. It's the best food ever. Even vegan pizza still slays(classic slice). You nerds! Haha jk-pro 9 minutes ago

ME: @FUCKCITY You asked the internet! It's like asking Winehouse if she'd prefer heroin or gummy bears.

FUCKCITY: @icedmaple haha, very true.

FUCKCITY: And you'd die without food. Food is natural. You would not die without Internet. And Internet isn't natural [-pro]

FUCKCITY: Can't watch porn on a pizza, but I could bang a chick on a pizza. And I couldn't bang a chick on the nonexistent in the physical world... || Internet. Haha. But any of that would be kind of gross. -pro

ME: @FUCKCITY Did you just suggest banging chicks is "kind of gross"?

FUCKCITY: No, just banging a chick on pizza-pro

ME: @FUCKCITY Oh, I dunno. I'd do a chick on a pizza, dude. ((Shut up, flist. So would you.))

FUCKCITY: @Pete_Wentz but that's not real. There's no actual people touching-pro

ME: @FUCKCITY On a scale of 1 to WTF, how weird is it to respond to people using your mates' names as usernames? O_o

FUCKCITY: @icedmaple using who's names as usernames? I don't understand-pro

ME: @FUCKCITY I assumed Pete_Wentz was some kid, not the guy himself, which struck me as a bit surreal.

FUCKCITY: @icedmaple haha, very true. That is def not pete-pro




*some of these were pasted from truefobinglove because I'm lazy and have been shifted around to be coherent.