This Is Not A Democracy

HAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THAT KID IS HALF AS TALL AS PETE ALREADY AND HE'S ONLY THREE AND A HALF MONTHS OLD!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Oh, tiny, tiny Peter. Are you sure they didn't switch the baby in the hospital?

Pete called his kid Bronx Mowgli.

The Mowgli part does not surprise me in the slightest. I would love to have seen PWSnr's facepalm when he was told that name, though.


Hahahaha.

Welcome to the world, tiny!Wentz.

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I had a really nasty dream this morning about a baby being born (I won't go into it now, but I might later), and I woke up to this. HIVE MIND.