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[rosiedoes]

Apparently, Asslee got jealous of young fans who wanted their pictures taken with Pete at the Hard Rock Hotel in Chicago, and dragged him away.

Two things:

1) Ashlee, kid, those little girls probably had crushes on Pete since before you even knew he existed. How about you suck it up and let them have a couple of minutes and a harmless fucking photograph considering you get to sleep with the dude?

2) Pete. Srsly, dude. You let her drag you away? We've all seen your balls, so how about you fucking use them and stand up to the girl for a change? We both know this is not the first time it has happened (remember when she dragged you out of your own DJ session on HCT? We do).

Jesus fucking Christ.

Also:



Joe: Hey, tho, Adonai, dude - can I, kind of like have my old bathitht back?
God: I dunno. You going to return my beard?

Comments

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

I think what bothers me more is that they refer to Pete as the lead singer of the band. WTF? Do your fucking research, even if it is a gossip piece.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's really a blind item that Patrick is secretly dating Ashlee behind Pete's back. XD

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

Oh, the horror. Icky.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

*is disturbed that she even made that joke*

[neurotica-hello.livejournal.com]

i was almost as angry at that as i was at the "pete is in the hospital" rumors.


i lolled at the captioning.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

When was Pete allegedly in the hospitl, this time?

[neurotica-hello.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/fueledbygossip/46913.html

took me a while to remember where i saw these. brought the lolz and then just fury.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD! A FAT LATINO DUDE IN A BED! PEET!




I haytz da internetz.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Pete is seriously pussy-whipped ... the boy needs to stand up to that bitch that harpy Ashlee and be his own damn person.

In the meantime, I will sit here and smile at the photo of Joe being cute. :-)

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Joe needs to eat some pies. He's way too skinny these days.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Yeah ... when one gets skinny enough to share Pete's girl pants, they're frackin' emaciated. I'm about ready to go to Chicago and play "Joe's Jewish Mother" to get the boy to eat *something*. ;-)

[myorangecrush.livejournal.com]

will you stop it wiht the trying to make me find JT attractive?

I'm a married lady now!

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

He's bringing theckthy back.

[nikitaquincy.livejournal.com]

Pete is whipped. That saddens me. And he claims to be happy? Yeah, that's what I said about my last relationship. And I'm still completely fucked up over it. :/

I don't know how true the article is, but it really pissed me off after I got over laughing at them labelling Pete as the lead singer. Because seriously, she needs to fucking get over herself.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

He seems to be so obsessed with her not being Jeanae that he's going to let everything else become irrelevant as he tries to ensure he can keep it.

[ashe-frost.livejournal.com]

Hey, FOB? Y U SO TINY? LOLZ!

I need to stop talking in Macro. Really. I can't.

Pete, darling.. When she's jealous, and you're blase.. That's not really what we call a healthy relationship.. That just means that you're not mutually batshit.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

I CAN HAS GEETAREEST!? IT HAS A FLAVOUR.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking that for Pete, not being mutually batshit = healthy relationship.

And I can't stop talking in macro, either. Thankfully the S/O is the one that got me hooked on LOLcats, so she can forgive my occasional outburst of "I can has cute girl?"

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

CUTE GURL HAS A FLAVOUR

[likethepaint.livejournal.com]

Dude, they both look scarily thinner than me. Please to be eating food now.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Joe's getting way, way thin.

I just ordered Kyle to make him eat some pies.

[likethepaint.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I mean, if he's eating fine and loosing weight, fair enough, but he wasn't even that big to begin with so...

I tend to judge people on a very simple scale: thinner than me = about to die, bigger than me = probably healthy. Not that I'm unhealthy, just really tiny.

[in-full-being.livejournal.com]

ILU ♥

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

ILU2! ♥

[desala.livejournal.com]

That caption is hilarious XD