Wah.

So, I'm ill, again.

I'm starting to wonder if it's a side effect of changing my diet at the same time that I had my flujab or something...

I'm trying to get an appointment with the doctor at the end of my road - I'm trying to switch to him instead of staying with my own doctor, who doesn't listen to me.

Only problem is that I've been trying to get through since the surgery opened and the line is constantly engaged. I just want to go back to bed. I'm exhausted. Instead I just spent the past hour watching the bottom of the human evolutional chain fighting in colloquial accents over paternity tests.

Meh.

Edit: Got through. They didn't want to take me on because I'm signed up with a local doctor already, but I persuaded them to see me later today. There's no way I'm staying with my current doctor.

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Is anyone else unable to get on 34sp.com or is it just me?

Badly Drawn Boy

For some reason, TV keeps using clips from the Hour of the Bewilderbeast.

The one album I have the case for, but have somehow lost the CD.

*shakes fist at TV*

And I'm ill, too, you evil, evil people!

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Because I'm ill and it never stops being funny:

Return of the Slogan Generator

A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Easy. - couldn't have been more hilarious for a first shot IF IT TRIED

I'd Like to Buy the World a Easy Company. - and then keep it all to myself.

The Easy Company is Mightier than the Sword. - them kids got MORTARS AND SHIT. (Or they did have, and then Penk and Skip got on the wrong end of a German one, and then they just had Malarkey...)

The Easy Company Goes Straight to your Head. - with Joe Toye's brass knuckles...

Feel the Easy Company. - all of them?! Can't I just do Penk?

We Bring Stackham to Life. - for socio-political reasons, Julie and I are just going sit around laughing at this one.

Stargate: Atlantis Is Good For You. - except season two

Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Stargate: Atlantis. - the life motto for the entire central cast

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Stargate: Atlantis. - Rodneeeeeey!!

You're Never Alone with a Loki. - Aww... gayngel ♥

Welcome To Bartleby Country. - it's the new name for Wisconsin.

The Voice of God... Kills All Known Bartleby - Dead.

Wouldn't You Rather Be Ray Mears? - that's it: rub it in!

A Finger of Ray Mears is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. um...



I think I'll stop now.

KITTENS!

Methinks the kitty may be pregnant.

O_O