This Is Not A Democracy

Sabbath, who is now officially owned by the people who live beyond our back garden but still comes to play, just got totally pwnd by a baby rat.

It's hilarious. She's in the garden, tryiong to catch her and the rat is just like, "Fuck off, dude, I'm eating."

Pinot, our veteran huntress is sitting a few feet away with this :| look on her face, like she's thinking, "Fucking novice."

It's epically hilarious. I'm always scolding them for bullying the wildlife.

My cat just attacked me. In the face. For no reason.

I now have two scratches on my forehead. And two actual cuts in the creases of my eyelid. One of them is quite bad; it's nearly a centimetre long and does that weird thing where the skin pulls apart if I gently lift my eyelid. If it isn't okay by tomorrow night I think I might need a stitch in it.

I washed it with anti-bacterial soap and warm water and it's now caked in Savlon, but I am really pissed off with my cat.

I have no idea why she did it. I was just standing at the backdoor, holding her, she wasn't trying to get down or hissing or anything - and then she just lashed out at my face. :(

The irony was, I was just thinking how I was a Cat Person.

Not anymore.