New Joe-rnal.

Everything I eat makes me sick....

Which I believe is just the price I pay for having constant stomach problems. And I never listen to what he has to say. He's always like "Yo man, I can't digest cheese, and yet you keep eating it, so I'm going to make your life a living hell".

Just left Moscow, the city where euro mullets reign supreme, nacho supreme. The show was sick. Hopefully we can get a video of the circle pit they did up somewhere. Notes need to be taken, they tore it the fuck up. Ketchup in trouble. I also beat up a glass plating covering a sign. My hand paid the price. Total mortal kombat meets a bar mitzvah. It was perhaps hilarious.

Now were in Belgium, where the brussel sprouts reign supreme, burrito supreme. Seems like a great place, though I haven't had the chance to go out. Iggy and the Stooges play tomorrow. Can't wait to hear one of my favorite guitarists attack some riffs. Search and destroy bro.

Get riffed, then get ripped Shreddy Mercury.

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Poor Troh. *pets* No wonder he's looking so thin.

POMG.

Er, Patty Cakes?



WHERE DID ALL THE HAIR COME FROM?!


Also:



Wear those glasses again, Troh, and I'm going to force feed you Edam. But points for having your alarmingly effeminate mitts on the Regain Face of the Year.


♥ ♥ ♥

I love you kids.

WHY IS THERE NO HTML SIGN FOR A KISS?!


I dare you to touch the key between 'z' and 'c', smart arses.

And now for Pete's moment. Can't be outdone by the nerdy kid, eh? XD

honest pictures > vanity shots, sometimes.
carved in a tree
and sometimes in me
love wont let me go
black saucer eyes
astroid mind
gotta remember to get lost
if i ever have the time


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...Ashlee, your days, kiddo, may be being tallied off by an old flame.

In other news: Vanity Fair reference ahoy.