Boyan! We found you a job!

If the story of the Russian serial killer, Alexander Pichushkin, is ever made into a film, he really, really needs to be played by Boyan Vukelic.

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Apparently, Asslee got jealous of young fans who wanted their pictures taken with Pete at the Hard Rock Hotel in Chicago, and dragged him away.

Two things:

1) Ashlee, kid, those little girls probably had crushes on Pete since before you even knew he existed. How about you suck it up and let them have a couple of minutes and a harmless fucking photograph considering you get to sleep with the dude?

2) Pete. Srsly, dude. You let her drag you away? We've all seen your balls, so how about you fucking use them and stand up to the girl for a change? We both know this is not the first time it has happened (remember when she dragged you out of your own DJ session on HCT? We do).

Jesus fucking Christ.

Also:



Joe: Hey, tho, Adonai, dude - can I, kind of like have my old bathitht back?
God: I dunno. You going to return my beard?

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US kids - what month do you finish your penultimate year of high school? June or July?

Also, what when do you start sending applications to colleges?