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So Fall Out Boy want to step up their game and write something meaningful. Since they were being honored by CosmoGirl! for shooting the video for "I'm Like a Lawyer With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me + You)" in Uganda, they were starting to wonder: How much more powerful would the song have been if it had addressed the problems of the war-torn country in words as well? Not that every song needs to be politically or socially conscious, but Fall Out Boy want to have something more to say than just about what they're going through.

"The last record was definitely about our first interactions with fame," Wentz said, "and I think it would be boring to write about it anymore."


*smashes head on desk repeatedly*

NO. FUCKING. SHIT.

Welcome to what several people were saying two months ago, boys.

I love you kids to death, but sometimes I would love to bitchslap some precog into you.

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Pete has done a new short film.

1) WHY did we not know about this?

2) WHY did they let this man anywhere near a script?

3) WHY did no one warn me there is SEX IN THE TRAILER (EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW. *does flaily squick dance* FUCKING FUCKING EW. And no, there is no possible human way for me to 'protest too much' at this. NONE.)

God. I can imagine the horrible discomfort of the rest of the guys when being made to watch this. The horrible awareness that there was going to be a sex scene, the brain-stabbing realisation that they were going to have to watch one of their homies simulate Making An Secks AND the horrific White Van memories that must have stirred from the days of Incredibly Close Quarters. Can you imagine the Epic AWKWARD! moment right after this happened? The frozen-to-the-couch-in-horror-and-yet-need-to-go-scrub-brain-with-bleach moment of HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REACT TO THIS WITHOUT HURTING HIS FEELINGS AND YET EXPRESSING THE OH MY GOD IF YOU EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN I WILL STAB YOU IN THE THROAT WITH A KIPPER?!?!?!1!!eleventy!!!1

Oh man. We need to start a Get Patrohurley Therapy fund.

I suggest a sweepstake on how long it is before any of them look him in the eye without cringing or turning purple.