This Is Not A Democracy

Pete has done a new short film.

1) WHY did we not know about this?

2) WHY did they let this man anywhere near a script?

3) WHY did no one warn me there is SEX IN THE TRAILER (EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW. *does flaily squick dance* FUCKING FUCKING EW. And no, there is no possible human way for me to 'protest too much' at this. NONE.)

God. I can imagine the horrible discomfort of the rest of the guys when being made to watch this. The horrible awareness that there was going to be a sex scene, the brain-stabbing realisation that they were going to have to watch one of their homies simulate Making An Secks AND the horrific White Van memories that must have stirred from the days of Incredibly Close Quarters. Can you imagine the Epic AWKWARD! moment right after this happened? The frozen-to-the-couch-in-horror-and-yet-need-to-go-scrub-brain-with-bleach moment of HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REACT TO THIS WITHOUT HURTING HIS FEELINGS AND YET EXPRESSING THE OH MY GOD IF YOU EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN I WILL STAB YOU IN THE THROAT WITH A KIPPER?!?!?!1!!eleventy!!!1

Oh man. We need to start a Get Patrohurley Therapy fund.

I suggest a sweepstake on how long it is before any of them look him in the eye without cringing or turning purple.