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rosiedoesOMFG. I went and picked up my Special Edition Dogma DVD today.
There is a whole other film's worth of extended and deleted scenes. But the real genius? The outtakes. The outtakes in which an ad-libbing Affleck tells Loki "no, I'm telling you that YOU'RE MY BITCH", camps it up, corpses repeatedly, uses the phrase, "Gay as a tree full of parakeets" and CALLS LOKI 'SPARKY'.
GAY. Gay as, well, a tree full of parakeets. ♥
There's also quite a long outtake of Matty talking to Jay and Silent Bob in what is clearly just meant to be a long shot of the carriage, about how Star Wars is really all just a big gay allegory while, in the background, Bartleby and Bethany debate whether there are any straight, non-paedophiles in the Catholic church.
Someone's childhood is going to cost them millions in shrink's fees, I feel.
But what you can see from the outtakes is how comfortable Matty and Affleck actually are with each other. They're clearly old friends with in-jokes and the characters they play in the film have the opposite characters that they do in real life, almost. It's like they're playing each other.
I always hated the pair of them, but actually... they're really dorky and kind of sweet.
Am such a fangirl.
There is a whole other film's worth of extended and deleted scenes. But the real genius? The outtakes. The outtakes in which an ad-libbing Affleck tells Loki "no, I'm telling you that YOU'RE MY BITCH", camps it up, corpses repeatedly, uses the phrase, "Gay as a tree full of parakeets" and CALLS LOKI 'SPARKY'.
GAY. Gay as, well, a tree full of parakeets. ♥
There's also quite a long outtake of Matty talking to Jay and Silent Bob in what is clearly just meant to be a long shot of the carriage, about how Star Wars is really all just a big gay allegory while, in the background, Bartleby and Bethany debate whether there are any straight, non-paedophiles in the Catholic church.
Someone's childhood is going to cost them millions in shrink's fees, I feel.
But what you can see from the outtakes is how comfortable Matty and Affleck actually are with each other. They're clearly old friends with in-jokes and the characters they play in the film have the opposite characters that they do in real life, almost. It's like they're playing each other.
I always hated the pair of them, but actually... they're really dorky and kind of sweet.
Am such a fangirl.
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on 2006-10-28 06:22 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2006-10-28 06:24 pm (UTC)But they are so fucking cute together.
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on 2006-10-29 02:03 am (UTC)My ex-catholic upbringing is laughing so very hard right now. (My stance: In the clergy, not many I met. And since my Mum worked for the Bishop, I met a lot.)
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on 2006-10-29 09:16 am (UTC)But I did used to put my hand up and ask questions in the middle of Mass.
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on 2006-10-29 02:55 am (UTC)Do you watch Inside the Actor's Studio?
I remember when Ben was on. James Lipton asked Matt if there was anything he'd like to ask Ben, and Matt said something along the lines of, "Am I a good lover?"
I heart when boys are comfortable enough with their own sexuality to play off the gay thing.
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on 2006-10-29 09:18 am (UTC)But yeah, I do love when guys can be like that. Seeing the clip of Affleck kissing Kevin at the MTV Awards was hilarious, too. The faces in the audience were brilliant.
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on 2006-11-09 01:25 am (UTC)Also, in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when Ben and Matt massively rip the piss out of Good Will Hunting...
Dogma is so the gayest thing, though. *loves them*