BOK BOK.

[rosiedoes]

tyrell if you haven't seen this already, you need to.

I bring you Mike the Headless Chicken - the chicken who lived for 18 months WITHOUT A HEAD.

O_o

Are there enough WTFs in the Universe to address this?

Seriously?

I thought not.

Comments

[nativemoon.livejournal.com]

SAY WHAT???


There arent enough lolz either - lol!!!!

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

WTF?!! SRSLY.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY.

UNDEAD CHICKEN.

[marysiak.livejournal.com]

I presume I don't have to get techy and boring here explaining how it happened...

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

I'm just amazed enough of the brain stem survived. That's messed up right there.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Messed up, yeah; on account of the fact it didn't actually kill it.

ZOMBIE CHICKEN ZOMG.

[marysiak.livejournal.com]

What's really amazing is the coincidence required to prevent it from having immediately bled to death what with all the major veins and arteries in the neck. Though I guess a chicken doesn't need to pump anywhere near as much blood into its head as a person, given that apparently most of its brain is for decorative purposes only.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Nah. It's on the website. The moron missed.

[pureaddiction.livejournal.com]

WANT!

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

...you want a headless chicken?

Dude.

That's so Cradle of Filth.

[pureaddiction.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I'd take it for walks! Thought I suppose it can't wear a collar or leash!

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!

That kills me.







Unlike the axe which took the chicken's head off.