'Funny' Ha-WTF?
Monday, 5 February 2007 12:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rosiedoesJust for the fun of it and so you can be jealous of just how witty we are, here are a few in-jokes from the past week:
Me: [During theoretical discussion of Fall Out Boy RPS. NO, RLY] So... is Pete having been a junkie canon?
Amber: I don't think so...
Me: Wait, what? FUCKING 'CANON'?
Julie: [later, mocking the incident] Yeah, what season was that?
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"THAT'S NOT OUR BUS!"
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The Legendary Stump Kiss.
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"This one time - "
"At band camp?"
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"Fall Out Boy is lookin' for DUDES!"
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Cupcakes.
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Rosie Nicchitta: Fall Out Boy Correspondent.
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THE GIANT VIRGIN!
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Panic! My Chemical Fall Out At Gym Class Is What We Aim For.
My Chemical Fall Out Is Fueled By Ramen *parp*
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Patrick Stump/Bob Bryar OTP. By process of elimination, via serious analytical discussion. There is no question.
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Chuck Campbell: "I'd be a VIBRATOR!!"
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"...and for some reason, dichotomy."
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Chocolate minty balls. EVERYWHERE.
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"BURN RUBBER. DOES NOT MEAN. WARP SPEED!"
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*smacks forehead... very loud soundeffect... wince*
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Patrick hats. Also known as 'Pats'.
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Geeks in their natural habitat.
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Madam Esmerelle.
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CANDY PANTS!
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[Generally in connection with the idea of Patrick Stump's explosive temper] "Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!"
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Patrick's pretty pink panty pout. Fucking alliteration, man!
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Wentz: But it's so early!
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"We pwn."
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"CUTE AS A BUTTON!"
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Dan Payne: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuhokay.
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Aaron Douglas: [repeatedly, at various points] Dan - take your shirt off!
Dan Payne: [eventually, pointing] There's Aaron; there's a closet: that's all I'm gonna say.
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Video screen: [to Ryan Robbins] STOP PACING. YOU'RE MAKING THE CAMERAMEN SEA-SICK.
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Wentz' on-stage neck porn. STOP TORMENTING THE KID, PETE!
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"An elf in a sparkly jacket."
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"We should probably go to bed soon."
*five hours later*
"So, yeah... we should probably go to bed soon..."
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"Wait. What?"
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"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots, how do they taste?"
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"Hey Chris? FUCK CHRIS!"
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"FIRST RULE OF SLASH! NOBODY TALKS ABOUT SLASH!"
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Two-minute taxi from Victoria to Buckingham Palace.
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Me: [after we were stopped and ranted at by a very sweet, very drunk African man who REALLY likes the English. But plans to go terrorist hunting on our behalf.] This Conversation has been brought to you by the letters, "W", "T" and "F"...
Amber: And the number 'FUCK YOU'.
Me: [During theoretical discussion of Fall Out Boy RPS. NO, RLY] So... is Pete having been a junkie canon?
Amber: I don't think so...
Me: Wait, what? FUCKING 'CANON'?
Julie: [later, mocking the incident] Yeah, what season was that?
-----
-----
"THAT'S NOT OUR BUS!"
-----
The Legendary Stump Kiss.
-----
"This one time - "
"At band camp?"
-----
"Fall Out Boy is lookin' for DUDES!"
-----
Cupcakes.
-----
Rosie Nicchitta: Fall Out Boy Correspondent.
-----
THE GIANT VIRGIN!
-----
Panic! My Chemical Fall Out At Gym Class Is What We Aim For.
My Chemical Fall Out Is Fueled By Ramen *parp*
-----
Patrick Stump/Bob Bryar OTP. By process of elimination, via serious analytical discussion. There is no question.
-----
Chuck Campbell: "I'd be a VIBRATOR!!"
-----
"...and for some reason, dichotomy."
-----
Chocolate minty balls. EVERYWHERE.
-----
"BURN RUBBER. DOES NOT MEAN. WARP SPEED!"
-----
*smacks forehead... very loud soundeffect... wince*
-----
Patrick hats. Also known as 'Pats'.
-----
Geeks in their natural habitat.
-----
Madam Esmerelle.
-----
-----
CANDY PANTS!
-----
[Generally in connection with the idea of Patrick Stump's explosive temper] "Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!"
-----
Patrick's pretty pink panty pout. Fucking alliteration, man!
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Wentz: But it's so early!
-----
"We pwn."
-----
"CUTE AS A BUTTON!"
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Dan Payne: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuhokay.
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Aaron Douglas: [repeatedly, at various points] Dan - take your shirt off!
Dan Payne: [eventually, pointing] There's Aaron; there's a closet: that's all I'm gonna say.
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Video screen: [to Ryan Robbins] STOP PACING. YOU'RE MAKING THE CAMERAMEN SEA-SICK.
-----
Wentz' on-stage neck porn. STOP TORMENTING THE KID, PETE!
-----
"An elf in a sparkly jacket."
-----
"We should probably go to bed soon."
*five hours later*
"So, yeah... we should probably go to bed soon..."
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"Wait. What?"
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"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots, how do they taste?"
-----
"Hey Chris? FUCK CHRIS!"
-----
"FIRST RULE OF SLASH! NOBODY TALKS ABOUT SLASH!"
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Two-minute taxi from Victoria to Buckingham Palace.
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Me: [after we were stopped and ranted at by a very sweet, very drunk African man who REALLY likes the English. But plans to go terrorist hunting on our behalf.] This Conversation has been brought to you by the letters, "W", "T" and "F"...
Amber: And the number 'FUCK YOU'.
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on 2007-02-06 01:47 pm (UTC)*falls about laughing* I can only imagine... but who could resist when there is so much source material, sorry 'canon'?!
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on 2007-02-06 01:49 pm (UTC)It pains me, but I am going to have to show you some. I normally fucking HATE the stuff, but there are two or three writers in the fandom who just seem to do it so well.
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on 2007-02-07 05:19 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-02-07 06:33 pm (UTC)The guy named his dog Hem[m]ingway and their album title is from a letter by Van Gogh. Thems some smart kiddies. You need to be initiated!
The guy in the make up is Pete Wentz; the little chubby one is Patrick Stump (originally Stumph, but people kept pronouncing it as an 'f'). They are 27 and 22 respectively (Pete likes them young, apparently, because the famous ex, Jeanae, was supposedly 15 when he was 22. Personally I think it has something to do with a growing-up complex because he's massively into Harry Potter and Peter Pan. You're only as young as the person you feel [up]).
Pete writes the band's lyrics, Patrick writes their music and sings. On the most recent tour, when they wore each other's names on their shirts, Patrick wore PETER (as in, 'property of').
If you can get hold of a copy, the new Kerrang! has an article specifically about them and their "weird" relationship. It's very cute and the pictures suggest bondage.
The story I would recommend, which actually starts when they first meet is partly letters between them. It being a fic that begins at the beginning, you might not need too much background to follow it.
See if you can make head or tail of this one: A Pillowcase Correspondence.