This Is Not A Democracy

ANAGRAM YOURSELF!

My name:
Cocain Rites Hit
Ace Historic Tin
Charities Con It
Cities Anchor It
Titanic Rice Hos

Joseph Trohman:
John's Top Harem
Rape Josh Month (Poor Josh!)
Eat John's Morph (Lucky John...)
John's More Phat
Jam Hornet Shop
Sam The John Pro

Patrick Stumph:
Track This Pump
Cart Thumps Kip
Math Tricks Pup
Harp Picks Mutt
Phat Prick Smut
Truck Hat Pimps
Amp Thick Spurt (ew)

Andrew Hurley:
Dealer Why Run
Hurry New Deal
Wand Hurler Ye
Hey Wand Hurler
Ha Lewd Rye Urn

Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz (there was nothing for Peter Wentz):
Sweetener Glitz Pinks Town
Known Genteel Prizes Twits
Greenest Twinkles Wont Zip
Pekinese Strewn Glitz Town
Serpentine Glitz Wows Kent (fangs up, Dartford!)
Wink Plots Westernize Gent

And just because Kent put their fangs up...

Gabriel Saporta:
A Graspable Riot
A Girl, A Breast Op
A Gala Robe Strip
Goal: Strip A Bear
Teargas Bipolar