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beingothrwrldly asked who we'd sleep with in the FBR family.
I've thought about thisa lot and I have come to the following conclusion:
Noes!
- Greta from The Hush Sound. I prefer the ones who look like dudes to actually be dudes. I'm sorry.
- Any of The Hush Sound, because they're really all kind of weird looking. I'm still sorry. I'm sure they're lovely people.
- Panic! at the Disco. Because they're creepy. Not in a bad way... just. Yeah. I would have done Jon but the beard and the shaved head make him look kind of like a convict. But their bodyguard, Zach? Oh yeah.
- Paramore. Because the urge for asphyxiation? Not a kink, just a potential murder rap.
- The Academy Is... NEED TO EAT SOME FUCKING PIES!
- Gym Class Heroes (-Travie). They don't even get an explanation. I just wouldn't.
- Pete Wentz. Ew.
Hmmm...
- Andy Hurley. Way, way too skinny. But then... MESSIAHORLY? Who wouldn't fuck the next Jesus?
- Travie McAlcholic. He's Travie! TRAVIE! But he'd have to be dry for a year first.
YES! YES! YES!
- Cobra Starship. All of them. AT ONCE.
- Gabe Saporta. I don't even know why, man, but this guy actually deserves his own entry. He's far too tall. He's far too skinny. Clearly, it must be the Cobra. (Euphemism? What Euphemism?!)
- Patrick Stump. SRSLY. I don't really know how to explain this kid. He looks so sweet and naive and innocent... but you know, you JUST FUCKING KNOW, he is a kinky little bitch. It's like someone distilled all the Hot Sexxx in the world and poured him full of it. All that cloth-soaking man juice you see in shows? That's the sex spilling over. Ohyesitis.
- JOE 'THE UGLY DUCKLING' TROHMAN. I say only this:
We all know he threw up shortly after this picture. AND IT'S STILL HOT.
I'm kind of annoyed with Troh, though: couldn't he have got hot before I got him tattooed on my wrist?
beingothrwrldly asked who we'd sleep with in the FBR family.I've thought about this
Noes!
- Greta from The Hush Sound. I prefer the ones who look like dudes to actually be dudes. I'm sorry.
- Any of The Hush Sound, because they're really all kind of weird looking. I'm still sorry. I'm sure they're lovely people.
- Panic! at the Disco. Because they're creepy. Not in a bad way... just. Yeah. I would have done Jon but the beard and the shaved head make him look kind of like a convict. But their bodyguard, Zach? Oh yeah.
- Paramore. Because the urge for asphyxiation? Not a kink, just a potential murder rap.
- The Academy Is... NEED TO EAT SOME FUCKING PIES!
- Gym Class Heroes (-Travie). They don't even get an explanation. I just wouldn't.
- Pete Wentz. Ew.
Hmmm...
- Andy Hurley. Way, way too skinny. But then... MESSIAHORLY? Who wouldn't fuck the next Jesus?
- Travie McAlcholic. He's Travie! TRAVIE! But he'd have to be dry for a year first.
YES! YES! YES!
- Cobra Starship. All of them. AT ONCE.
- Gabe Saporta. I don't even know why, man, but this guy actually deserves his own entry. He's far too tall. He's far too skinny. Clearly, it must be the Cobra. (Euphemism? What Euphemism?!)
- Patrick Stump. SRSLY. I don't really know how to explain this kid. He looks so sweet and naive and innocent... but you know, you JUST FUCKING KNOW, he is a kinky little bitch. It's like someone distilled all the Hot Sexxx in the world and poured him full of it. All that cloth-soaking man juice you see in shows? That's the sex spilling over. Ohyesitis.
- JOE 'THE UGLY DUCKLING' TROHMAN. I say only this:
We all know he threw up shortly after this picture. AND IT'S STILL HOT.
I'm kind of annoyed with Troh, though: couldn't he have got hot before I got him tattooed on my wrist?
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on 2007-09-20 07:35 am (UTC)I would have sex with Patrick anytime, anywhere, multiple times. Goddamn he's hot. And I agree with you, I bet he's kinky as all get out in bed. AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT. ♥
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on 2007-09-20 02:17 pm (UTC)I love 99.9999999998549er percent of your choices, because joetroh, how did you get so hot so fast? When did this happen? I saw that very same picture over at icecreamhdaches and my mind exploded a little (I had to thank Pete for taking the pic, OMG). Because cheese cannot stop the Troh; it only amplifies his hotttttness, to be sure.
Most apt description of sexified Patrick evah! Just saying :D Surely, I cannot contain the Patrick squee on this page, so clearly, I so need to post mah list too *scuttles off to do entry*
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on 2007-09-20 11:45 pm (UTC)And Joe? He does have this odd magnetism, doesn't he?
*sigh* I'll try to keep my fangirl squeeing under control, to avoid hijacking Rosie's blog. :-D
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on 2007-09-20 11:54 pm (UTC)Hijacking is baaad *sage nod* :-)
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on 2007-09-20 05:39 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-09-20 11:47 pm (UTC)Yeah, he does look like a skinny, androgynous lesbian - now that you mention it. That and he's kind of creepy but still doable.
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on 2007-09-20 06:37 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-09-20 08:17 pm (UTC)The only one I like in TAI is Mike Carden, because he's bigger than the rest.
Pete... eh, probably not. I like him, but my mind has changed a lot about sleeping with him.
Cobra! Are you kidding me, OF COURSE! Gabe is quite possibly the weirdly hottest man, ever in existence.
Joe, yes. He has gotten mighty, mighty hot lately. Caveman looks incredible on him.
And Patrick... well, I might not even have to say anything. I'd probably attack him. Might be considered rape, but he'd like it. ;)
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on 2007-09-20 11:51 pm (UTC)Patrick (well, duh ... he stole my gay, dammit!)
Joe (that whole Jewish Caveman thing is weirdly hot)
Vicky T. (what girl doesn't have her on the list?)
Brendon (only because I like the idea of fucking a fellow lapsed Mormon)
Andy (I've got a bit of a thing for his tats)
Travie's a maybe.
And Pete? Oh my G*d, no. I'll leave him for the teenie girls and horny gay boys.
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on 2007-09-21 04:59 am (UTC)