There are no words.

So, being an avid researcher when writing fics, I was looking around to see what is taught in US school and at what age, when it comes to sex ed.

And I found this website, calling itself 'Real Sex Ed Facts'.

I have honestly never seen anything so out of touch with the way kids think or be quite so condescending about it.

For example, they recommend fishing as an alternative to sex. And apparently, on a date, even in the 21st century, the dude should order on behalf of his date. Presumably, lesbian dates don't get to eat.

Especially funny (at least for me, and probably for paintstripper) is the fact that the person who asks the first question on the Masturbation FAQ is called 'Mary Ellen'.

( Masturbation is fine. But only three times a week, or you'll go stupid. )

I honestly have no words.

For beaniesheppard (or anyone who wants to giggle at JoeTroh's

My favourite Joe footage:

( The Making of Arms Race, Part Two - worth it just for the spooning )

( Thnks Fr Th Mmrs Making of, Part IV (look out for the bit about the awethome chimp who likes his thewth )

( Just Joe )

New rules.

Okay, kids, I seem to have had random people friending me of late, which to a certain extent is cool. Hi. However, I find the prospect of strangers adding me a bit weird - although I've recently been informed that this LJ reads like a Fall Out Boy primer, so I guess it's my own fault.

The thing is, most of my Fall Out Boy posts - the ones intricately connected to bandom - are friends locked (because I'm kind of embarrassed that friends-of-friends do actually lurk). That means, if you want to read them, you need to be on a specific filter. And that means I have to want to add you to my flist.

Here are the facts:

About this journal:

this is my personal journal, not a bandom journal. I do have another for my actual stories, and one for close friends, but this is my main one;

I started this journal trying to hide the fact that I am, and always have been, fascinated by boys being gay for each other (this is called 'slash'). I failed. It's full of happy little gay references;

I do write fic. I do not post it here. Ever. Not even links. (Well... okay, maybe the occasional, heavily filtered snippet...) But I may talk about what I'm doing and if you can find it, you're welcome to friend my fic journal;

sometimes, I will post stuff about RL. It might be venomous. It might be a bland run through of my day. But I don't do it often so don't expect a biography.

About me:

yes, I do use the same username everywhere;

yes, I am the girl with the Trohttoo from FOE;

yes, I am also the girl with the Cobra Starship 'And soon...' tattoo;

yes, I did win the MTV competition to see the HCT in Chicago;

yes, I am the person behind thnksfrthknkrs and the Church of Projectile Panties;

yes, I am a moderator at the Fuck City Forum;

no, I don't consider myself a 'blogger' (I mean, WTF?!);

no, I do not need my penis enlarged;

I own or co-mod a few communities in various fandoms (including the_gay_chip and trohslashstump), but I am most active in the FBR and FOB-orientated communities;

yes, I see dead people and used to be part of an organisation that runs investigations for the general public;

no, I don't care that you don't believe in the weird shit;

honest and frank is the only way I know how to be. I might hurt your feelings. It takes a special kind of moron for me to be deliberately cruel - mostly I'm just tactless - but anyone who is over-sensitive might want to be prepared.

About friending:

if you do not take the time to comment before you add me, I will not add you.

if you're one of the wannabe netcelebs or a celebstalker, I will not add you.

if you can't use half-decent grammar, capital letters or some semblance of intelligence, I will not add you.

if you seem like a decent person, with a readable journal, I can't see any reason why I wouldn't add you.

I hope that's cool. And remember - no comment, no FOB filter.