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got bitterness? vs. a revelation on true connection (and the award goes to).

the first reaction is jealousy mixed with a slight sense of entitlement. we just want to be a part of your club. we feel like the orphans in the movie the warriors, when we are just dying to be the baseball furies. the truth be told though when you explore it further than that you realize much more. other than the fact that we play the events for you and the right parties all the time (which is a bit embarrassing either for you or us, not sure which, possibly both. its kind of like being invited to a birthday party and then not allowed to eat the cake.)- it shouldnt mean much. (almost) noone in this industry has vision beyond the fear that this week is their last paycheck. we want our songs to be immortal and a statue doesnt do anything to help them live forever. it is the people that live and die with them in their ears and throats that give them life. we wont lie to you, accolades from our peers feel great. however, a fifty year old white man shouldnt decide whether we are relevant or not- and he doesn't. we wanted to thank you for making us feel relevant- for sitting up all night to get into our shows and for buying our music. it means more in the wake of moments like this. we know who we are based on those who would walk through hell with us. this is not a disappointment, rather a revelation on what is truly important. thanks.


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Someone's pissed that Paramore got nominated, aren't they?

(no subject)

*cries of the happy*

I am eating cheese. WHITE STILTON WITH CHERRY AND AMARETTI.

Oh God, oh God, oh God.

SHOCKING FALL OUT BOY NEWS FROM THE GRAMMY PARTY!

HURLEY SEEN IN PUBLIC WITHOUT MIS SIGS SHIRT

"Frankly, I'm ashamed and disgusted. Nothing will ever be the same again. It's all gone downhill since they started hanging around with that Delilah woman." - source close to the band.

Wentz, best-known for his dick and... his girlfriend's nosejob, was so outraged by the decision to cruelly snub the band whose merch appeared to have been surgically attached to the 'Sexiest Vegan Pagan Animal-Rights Activist Anarchist Secret Agent Ninja's' skin, that he hurled his equipment across the stage. Rumours that he was aiming for Paramore are unsubstantiated, but Brendon Urie looked quite scared.

The band's guitarist... whose name we don't know because even the fans barely know who he is, but he's Jewish and talks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle... was clearly upset by the development and appeared to have suffered many sleepless nights at the prospect. He bravely played-down his torment, insisting, "It's all good, homie." His pink-rimmed eyes told a different story.

Patrick Stump, the one everyone calls cherubic because no one can think of a better word to combine 'podgy' and 'cute', couldn't be found for comment. However, a ginger twelve year old in a chequered vest and Joe-90 specs was seen loitering backstage. See our article on how this is clearly the secret love child of Pete Wentz and Fergie, who briefly appeared in the same room together earlier in the night.