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[rosiedoes]

Pete has done a new short film.

1) WHY did we not know about this?

2) WHY did they let this man anywhere near a script?

3) WHY did no one warn me there is SEX IN THE TRAILER (EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW. *does flaily squick dance* FUCKING FUCKING EW. And no, there is no possible human way for me to 'protest too much' at this. NONE.)

God. I can imagine the horrible discomfort of the rest of the guys when being made to watch this. The horrible awareness that there was going to be a sex scene, the brain-stabbing realisation that they were going to have to watch one of their homies simulate Making An Secks AND the horrific White Van memories that must have stirred from the days of Incredibly Close Quarters. Can you imagine the Epic AWKWARD! moment right after this happened? The frozen-to-the-couch-in-horror-and-yet-need-to-go-scrub-brain-with-bleach moment of HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REACT TO THIS WITHOUT HURTING HIS FEELINGS AND YET EXPRESSING THE OH MY GOD IF YOU EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN I WILL STAB YOU IN THE THROAT WITH A KIPPER?!?!?!1!!eleventy!!!1

Oh man. We need to start a Get Patrohurley Therapy fund.

I suggest a sweepstake on how long it is before any of them look him in the eye without cringing or turning purple.

Comments

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

I cry for my boys. Seriously. You know they've been made to sit through this.

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

FROTTAGE: UR DOIN IT WRONG.

[moondarri.livejournal.com]

i -- i honestly don't know what to say. literally. there is nothing in my brain right now. just blankness.

[sweetharet.livejournal.com]

This has got to be maybe the worst move in the history of Ever. Why, Pete, why? I'm willing to bet Patrick murdering people on L&O is one trillion times sexier than watching Pete seckz a reality tv cooking show star

[martydressler.livejournal.com]

i'm not afraid to admit it: i liked the sex scene. :|

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

Patrick murdering people was always going to be - wait. That one's a secret.

O_O

[rosiedoes.livejournal.com]

I friended you for THAT?!!?!?

*points to Joe icon*

XD

[in-full-being.livejournal.com]

I gotta say, I am so highly amused by this whole thing; firstly because I don't really mind the sex scene, but then again I was [not-so-]secretly a Wentz fangirl not too long ago.

Honestly though I'm having a jolly ol' time sitting back and watching peoples reactions; how many say he's a bad actor, how many whine that they wish they were this chick, how many say they're going to burn their eyes out.

I really wanna watch the movie just to watch the movie and form my own opinion of it, but I think I'll wait and see if someone can convert it and upload it before spending $3 for 10 minutes when the results are questionable at best :-p

[babygotbass.livejournal.com]

Seriously, Pete? A MySpace movie?
Who told him this was OK?
Who did he owe a favor to?

[likethepaint.livejournal.com]

Why am I still curious to watch this? You'd think I'd have the common sense to avoid it like the plague after reading this.