This Is Not A Democracy

So, I've been watching Supergroup on VH1 the last couple of days, in which a bunch of hasbeens and Scott Ian from Anthrax (BFF of fanboy and fellow Jew, the Troh) form a band and live in a house for a few weeks until they play a show.

Scott Ian is the funniest person in this. Not because of anything he says, but just because of the quiet control and almost zen-like attitude he has.

Someone tells him to do something he doesn't want to (something generally poncy and pretentious), and he just gives them this slightly innocent, slightly shocked look and shakes his head and goes, "...no." And they deal. No one makes Scott Ian do shit the way they will a tantruming Sebastian Bach. Possibly because he's so teeny, tiny and adorable. In a heavy rock dude kind of way.

Even from a few episodes of this, I can totally understand why Joe fanboys him so hard. He's great. I want a Scott Ian in my pocket.

...I think I may have just bestowed Joe with his new fanon nickname.

*glee*