This Is Not A Democracy

Quotes of the night:

[Stanford goes to stab a metal spike with an American flag on it through the baD guy's throat]

Me, with Julie joining in on 'Justice': TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY... SERVED!



[Creepy dude is hunched over the kid's mother's body, eating her heart]

Julie: UR MUTHUR HAS A FLAVR.




[Bad guy, "RUUUUUBY! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBY!"]

Both, singing: RUBY, RUBY, RUBY, RUBY, NANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



[Stanford staggers back across the desert, filmed through the flickering flames]

Julie: And through the fires of hell came...

Me: STANFORD!




[Randomly at the end of the film]

Me: REDNECKS STOLE MY BABY!