This Is Not A Democracy

I never really noticed how much dairy I eat until now.

Literally, everything except stirfry and pastina has some sort of dairy in it. Oh - and cajun chicken and rice.

It's been two days and I hate it. I don't care if I do turn out to be allergic to dairy products, I can't go through life without cheese!

Things I can't eat at the moment (and wouldn't necessarily eat every day, but still):

Pizza

Pancakes or crepes (and especially not cheese and spinach crepes)

Creamy pasta (like salmon and spinach pasta)

Pasta with bacon, tomato and cheese (and no, it doesn't work without cheese)

Chicken in white sauce

Toast (no butter and nothing tastes right - jam seeps in and Marmite tastes fucking horrendous)

Glasses of milk (and I can't have the jam sandwich that would go with it, because I can't have butter on the bread, and as I said: jam seeps in)

Yogurts

Custard (only included because Julie was talking about it)

Lasagne or cheese sauce-topped pastas

Cheese on toast

Ice cream

Cheese and mushroom pasties (which I sometimes have for dinner on Circle nights)

Mash and cheese

Chocolate (I only eat milk chocolate, or occasionally white chocolate)

Popcorn (either served with or cooked in butter)


Shall I go on?

I actually have a food headache and I'm starving, and I can't cook anything because I threw out all my dairy products and nothing else takes less than half an hour and it's already bloody late.

People who really don't eat dairy: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?! Or do you just have will of steel?

And don't tell me to try soya: it's the devil's work.